Archive for April, 2005

Genius

Thursday, April 21st, 2005

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Another post about band names

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

So Shea wrote this post about band names, which has me thinking about the subject again. It is fun to try and make up band names. I used to have a ton of ideas for bands, all of which would have tailored their musical style around a previously chosen name.
Anyway, someone was playing […]

Attn: NEW Joke Policy

Tuesday, April 12th, 2005

I had to send out a policy memo at work. It seems worth posting here.
In accordance with Good Taste and All That Is Holy, I have adopted the following guidelines for jokes regarding Michael Jackson:
1. They were funny once.
2. They make me sad now.
3. Please stop.
In the future, this policy may […]

Selling out for a friend

Monday, April 11th, 2005

I don’t really intend to turn this website into a clearing house for Ebay crap, but I like it when my friends make money. So, do you like Penny Arcade? Maybe you will like this fine Limited Edition Twisp & Catsby Cell Print. Gorgeous.

Can I invoke the Geneva Convention?

Monday, April 11th, 2005

Here comes some pretty good advice from a pretty stupid man. Go to the dentist. Seriously. Also, if you don’t go, be aware that you will have at least one cavity for every year you don’t go. Which in my case is like 20 cavities.
Okay, six cavities. I have six […]