Here comes some pretty good advice from a pretty stupid man. Go to the dentist. Seriously. Also, if you don’t go, be aware that you will have at least one cavity for every year you don’t go. Which in my case is like 20 cavities.
Okay, six cavities. I have six cavities. That will be two appointments, three cavities on one side and three on the other. Also, my dentist may have said something about how every one of my teeth has some signs of decay in early stages. Maybe he was just trying to freak me out. Maybe it worked. Maybe next Tuesday I will be crying and spilling state secrets. Who knows.