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Air Force Seeks Bush’s Approval for Space Weapons Programs

So, did Al Quaeda recently accomplish a space launch, or are we finally at war with Russia? Did I miss something?

I thought the main accomplishment of the Cold War-era arms race was the bankruptcy of the Soviet state. Now, apparently, it will finally get its way with the good ol’ USA.

Cheerful Ode to Lemons of Literature

I always wondered if those Ethan Hawke books were any good. Now I know.

Senate approves electronic ID card bill

This just in: our elected officials are assholes. Unanimously. That’s a word that means “every stinking one of them.”

*sigh*

There is nothing funnier than a white woman in her thirties yelling “Whassuuuup!” at a man wearing khaki pants.