walls are props

The Street Urchins made my ears bleed and caused me to question my sexuality. I was only going to the show because I absolutely had to see Holly Golightly (touring with The Woggles,) but all of a sudden these guys in black makeup and studded leather clothing came out and ROCKED MY FACE OFF. […]

I really do not want to have to go all the way to New York just to see this, so it’d better come to Des Moines in it’s wide release. If it doesn’t, there will be hell to pay.
Hell to pay!

Yesterday’s odd coincidence was a little more weird than usual. For some reason, Derek was looking at pictures of Jon Heder on imdb.com. Something about a picture where he is accepting an award from Jessica Alba. I dunno. Anyway, he saw this one and said it looked a little like me. […]

Maybe you remember back when my gallery wasn’t broken, and I had pictures of stuff? Yeah, that was cool. Well, it broke, and don’t bother crying about it. Anyway, if it was still up, I’d remind you how I had all kinds of cool pictures from a small tour that my friends […]

Maybe these people have never heard the phrase, “Don’t be that guy.”