Archive for July, 2005

What? Speak up!

Friday, July 29th, 2005

The Street Urchins made my ears bleed and caused me to question my sexuality. I was only going to the show because I absolutely had to see Holly Golightly (touring with The Woggles,) but all of a sudden these guys in black makeup and studded leather clothing came out and ROCKED MY FACE OFF. […]

Bob Saget is a filthy man

Friday, July 29th, 2005

I really do not want to have to go all the way to New York just to see this, so it’d better come to Des Moines in it’s wide release. If it doesn’t, there will be hell to pay.
Hell to pay!

Well, they used to say I looked like Beck

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

Yesterday’s odd coincidence was a little more weird than usual. For some reason, Derek was looking at pictures of Jon Heder on imdb.com. Something about a picture where he is accepting an award from Jessica Alba. I dunno. Anyway, he saw this one and said it looked a little like me. […]

The Envy Corps. Finds Moderate Success, Friend Takes Credit

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

Maybe you remember back when my gallery wasn’t broken, and I had pictures of stuff? Yeah, that was cool. Well, it broke, and don’t bother crying about it. Anyway, if it was still up, I’d remind you how I had all kinds of cool pictures from a small tour that my friends […]

Is it okay to quote from PCU?

Friday, July 15th, 2005

Maybe these people have never heard the phrase, “Don’t be that guy.”