walls are props

Cheerful Ode to Lemons of Literature
I always wondered if those Ethan Hawke books were any good. Now I know.

Senate approves electronic ID card bill
This just in: our elected officials are assholes. Unanimously. That’s a word that means “every stinking one of them.”
*sigh*

There is nothing funnier than a white woman in her thirties yelling “Whassuuuup!” at a man wearing khaki pants.

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/apa/71277251.html
Trust me, it’s a good deal.

I spent my first night in my new apartment last night, which was a bit strange. All I’ve moved in so far is a futon mattress and some clothes. My place is so awesome, though. I’m pretty much upstairs from everybody in Des Moines except maybe the governor. My first waking […]