Attn: NEW Joke Policy

April 12th, 2005 Posted by Cedric

I had to send out a policy memo at work. It seems worth posting here.

In accordance with Good Taste and All That Is Holy, I have adopted the following guidelines for jokes regarding Michael Jackson:

1. They were funny once.
2. They make me sad now.
3. Please stop.

In the future, this policy may be revised to also include other public figures, i.e. R Kelly. For now, though, make fun of that guy’s sorry ass.

Thank you,
Cedric Collins

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11 Comments

  1. April 13th, 2005 at 7:11 AM

    michael jackson molests kids. hahahaha. what a dildo.

  2. April 13th, 2005 at 7:48 AM

    You are banned for eternity.

  3. April 13th, 2005 at 11:47 AM

    The funniest thing about R Kelly is his new idea of a song, In the Kitchen. Seriously, I heard this piece of musical magic while shopping one day an actually laughed out loud. The lyrics actually include, “Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes” You should listen to this song, by either turning on any number of Pop stations in Des Moines or stroll in Abercrombie and Fitch, and you won’t be disappointed, just really sad.

  4. April 13th, 2005 at 2:29 PM

    awesome.

  5. April 15th, 2005 at 7:40 AM

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Little Boy Blue
    Little Boy Blue who?
    Michael Jackson.

  6. April 15th, 2005 at 7:42 AM

    Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
    A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

  7. April 15th, 2005 at 7:43 AM

    Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
    A: They both leave little boys’ rooms with empty sacks.

  8. Kevi
    April 15th, 2005 at 7:43 AM

    Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
    A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

  9. Kevi
    April 15th, 2005 at 7:44 AM

    McDonald’s is bringing out a new “Michael Jackson Burger”…
    It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.

  10. April 15th, 2005 at 7:44 AM

    How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    From a catalogue.

  11. April 15th, 2005 at 7:46 AM

    What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
    Acne doesn’t come on your face until you are 13.