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		<title>I really hate being sick</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by this post about hot dogs, I would like to make a list of things that, while not ideal, are better than having a running nose and a wheezing cough.

A book that is missing most of chapter 5
Lutefisk
Running into your ex-girlfriend while you are on a first date
Working on Saturday
Reading McSweeney&#8217;s on more than [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2009/09/04/i-really-hate-being-sick/</link>
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		<title>Well, this is different</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And ugly. But better. At least my feeds will work, now.
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		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2009/08/07/well-this-is-different/</link>
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		<title>The 8th Wonder</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just caught the young fellow who was bagging my groceries at Hy Vee as he slowly peeled back the plastic bag containing my portobello and poked at the gills with his index finger.
&#8220;That&#8217;s a big mushroom.&#8221;
Young man, you would not believe the wonders that await you in this world. Corn with kernels that are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2009/06/22/the-8th-wonder/</link>
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		<title>How to be the awesomest company</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Cedric Collins,
Good news!
Although you originally ordered Standard (4 to 5 business days) shipping and handling, we have given your order special priority processing in our warehouse and are upgrading the shipping and delivery time frame for your order. Your order will ship out today and be given a special priority shipping status so that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2009/06/16/how-to-be-the-awesomest-company/</link>
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		<title>Open-mindedness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I want everyone to watch this video. Seriously.
Open-mindednessby totocacapouet
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		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2009/05/13/open-mindedness/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a little bit pumped</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First of all, I finally registered cedriccollins.com. I&#8217;m pretty sure last time I looked at it, it was taken, but now it&#8217;s mine, and everyone should be so lucky as to have their own name in a website. Right? Right.
Also, I finally bought a halfway decent scanner, so I can get my backlog of 35mm [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2009/05/13/im-a-little-bit-pumped/</link>
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		<title>As Long as I&#8217;m Feeling Nostalgic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I wish I could have this motorcycle again.
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		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2009/01/26/as-long-as-im-feeling-nostalgic/</link>
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		<title>My Big Plate of Nostalgia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tonight I took an unexpected trip down Memory Lane (oddly, this is the name of the street my parents live on, but in this story it is a metaphor, so bear with me.) I had intended to eat dinner, get drinks, and read at Cafe Beaudelaire while Drea was at an event on campus, but [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2009/01/25/my-big-plate-of-nostalgia/</link>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Drea!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today is September 30, which is Drea&#8217;s birthday. You should all send her happy birthday vibes and facebook comments and text messages and emails and phone calls and smoke signals. She loves smoke signals. But not as much as cards. Try to find one of those cute ones with the pictures of little kids on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2008/09/30/happy-birthday-drea/</link>
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		<title>Well okay</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Metalocalypse is back to repeats tonight, but I do believe &#8220;Klockblock&#8221; has one of the best endings the show has ever seen.
So I live in Ames, now. The five people who will read this already know that. But it&#8217;s cool being back up here. I don&#8217;t go out nearly as much as I did before, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cedric.wallsareprops.com/2008/09/14/well-okay/</link>
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